unclefather:

Where do they sell these vests

queenentina:

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

matterized:

to be honest, my ass deserves to be slapped 

sylferino:

you-are-mistaken:

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

convictedyouth:

bpdtransprince:

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

basically

schmergo:

“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”

Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

hiolivejuicee:

I’m not about that “savage” “no feelings” shit. Fuck that. I feel deeply. I got a big ass heart. I’m human and things affect me.