names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.
Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.
You still didn’t get it.
"can we have pizza?"
"yeah sure just get it out the freezer"
that feeling of bliss when your eye itches and you remember you haven’t put any makeup on yet and awwwwwwwwyiiiissss mothafuckin eye rubbins