Anonymous: more like: ask google, fuck (you) me

hahahha wait okay

respectthenightowl:

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”  Oscar Wilde

respectthenightowl:

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”  Oscar Wilde

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harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

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memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

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mermaidandthedrunks:

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0rient-express:

Dreams on top | by Romano Salis | Website.

0rient-express:

Dreams on top | by  | Website.

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imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

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lezzieknope:

my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • less piper
  • more everyone else

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